"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
girls and all the cute things they do like moaning into your mouth as you kiss them during sex and the cute little noises they make and weird faces and soft skin and curves and orgasms and shaking and when they grab on to your hair and passionate kissing and neck nuzzling and nibbling and just straddling and grabbing and when they rub against you and grinding and just basically steamy hot lesbian sex
just girls ok
..such a fucking lesbian *sigh*
White American males constitute only 33% of the population. Yet, they occupy approximately:
- 80% of tenured positions in higher education
- 80% of the House of Representatives
- 80-85% of the U.S. Senate
- 92%of Forbes 400 executive CEO-level positions
- 90% of athletic team owners
- 97.7% of U.S. presidents
^For all who claim we live in a post-racial, equal-gendered society.
(Source: , via moincagruh)
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape